Skip the sappy sentiments with this hilariously honest Nope Go Away conversation hearts straw topper! Perfect for the anti-romantic or anyone who loves a good laugh, this 3D accessory delivers witty, no-nonsense messages with every sip. Ideal for galentine's day, breakup season, or just keeping things real with your crew. This cheeky topper turns your drink into a statement piece that says exactly what you're thinking. Cheers to authenticity and a little rebellious fun!

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